Guest Post

MM recently sent me an email about an epic weekend of her own she had had visiting AD. The entire time at Ultra they had told stories about their hot mess of a friend that went to UMiami with them. I had seen pictures of her and quite frankly she terrified me. Hot Mess met them in DC from Long Island for the weekend and this is what took place:

hahah the weekend was very fun- you should have come!! we got

alllllmost to the end homefree from any major Hot Mess embarrassments...

unless you count the fact that she was very unattractively passing out

while sitting up in a bar. I wish i had taken a picture of that.

people kept asking us what was wrong with her, but since i was on such

a mission to get a man, AD and i basically pretended we didnt

notice. but finally we threw in the towel and got in a cab to go home.

we got out of the cab literally a half a block from AD's place and

see 2 guys walking down the street and we just yelled "hey you want to

go in our hot tub?" obviously they did and upon closer inspection,

AD actually knew one of them (ill let her fill in the details of

how...) The other guy was verrrry cute minus his outfit (a black tank

top- not like a beater/undershirt but a tank top that Im pretty sure I

also own) and questionable facial hair and tattoos. he would have been

dead sexy without all of those things. but anyway, we took them

upstairs to AD's and started drinking her vodka-pineapple

abomination. Im pretty sure Hot Mess passed out at this point? but the

rest of us were busy trying to pick the lock to get into the hot tub

which was closed. well eventually we notice that Hot Mess and the

more-creepy-less-hot guy were missing so AD goes to check on them

and walks in on them naked on the floor of her poor closet! super

gross! then Hot Mess left at like 6 am and the naked boy proceeds to try

to molest sleeping AD. and i totally dropped the ball by passing

out before making a move on the hot one...

haha another funny note- i decided to be a trooper and take public

transportation (i.e. train and subway- my first time ever using either

of these alone) to get to AD's instead of driving (im so green).

on the way down, i managed to get onto the wrong train- i got on the

Amtrak Acela train that is all 1st class/business class and very posh.

I was the only person on it that wasnt in a business suit and was

under 40 (it was thursday at like 5 pm). i managed to avoid ever

having my ticket checked and i checked later- the ticket would have

been almost $100 rather than my $7 Marc train ticket. But- this fast

fancy train goes all the way to NY so maybe I can sneak on and get to

NY in like 2 hours...?

Pretty ridic, just the way I like it.